Monthly Archives: December 2011

Kiss me I’m Irish

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It was cold evening in late December. The only thing that could warm my soul was copious amounts of Smithwicks and Irish fare. That's what I did and in sticking to it. In talking about my favorite Irish Pub in town, Dugans. I was in an authentic mood so I ordered Corned Beef and Cabbage. I almost forgot about the Irish Beef Stew to start the meal. The stew was hearty and steaming hot upon arrival.  The corned beef reminded me of pot roast and the cabbage was tender.

The kitchen vent was broken which made for a smoky meal. Lastly the floor was sticky as fuck. Mop the floor and fix the fan.

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Culinary Hybrid Arts

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I spend a lot of time thinking about hybrid food and what not. In fact, I would consider myself a thought leader in the culinary hybrid arts.

Naturally I'm on the lookout for genius hybrids out there. I was in Conway with Cal and Vick Williams, they've been raving about Layla's and how we've got to eat there. I've covered Layla's in Little Rock many times but never Conway, so I was a bit skeptical. Confession time. I've only had sandwiches and plates at Layla's never the pizza. You might have an idea of where this is going.

I was scanning the menu determined to get something besides that pitaful  Chicken Shwarma. Wuala. Pepperoni Gyro pizza? Don't mind if I do. Hybrid Emeril Einstein. I feel like a loser for not thinking of this unicorn. It was delightful. Generous amount of meat and cheese sans red sauce. Tzatziki? You betcha said Sarah Palin.

Cal got a serious calzone don't get all jelly belly. Look at these pics.

Do work son.

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Gypsies in the Rock – FML

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Wolves, you are probably aware of my disdain for raggamuffins, scalawags, and gypsies. In fact, gypsies as a people are generally known for stealing silverware and whorish lifestyles. Not that there's anything wrong with whorish lifestyles, I'm simply just saying. If you're as dumb as I hope you are then you're probably having silverware stolen right as you read this AND you didn't know there's a gypsy camp downtown. But WAIT, THERE'S MORE! This gypsy bunker is also home to some crunk ass food. No, I'm not talking about grape soda and hot fries, I'm talking about next level burgers and sandwitches you wanna stick your dick in between. Now before you start calling me a pussy for tossing salads and what not, let me give you the skinny on this place called Dizzy's.

It's a block from Sticky Fingerz so you'd consider it a proud member of the Rivermarket. A great porch greats patrons and passerbys. This porch screams Gin. I understand the patio isn't always the place to be but don't worry, step inside and you won't be upset. Folk art and wonderful aromas fill the air. This isn't a place you have to worry about cutlery running off either. Drinks are made strong here.

Now to the salads:
Caprese Salad
Turkey lime something salad
Chips and dip
Baked potato – artichokes involved

Go here. Eat here. Tip well.

Tell me what you think.

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Grady’s Grinder – Only shidiots don’t eat this

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Team, we've got a winner. I love taking wolves to local food joints where they've never eaten. Enter Grady's. It's on 12th Street, maybe Mississippi, next to Joubert's, the other dive bar you've never patronized. I went to Grady's a few years back when I was slinging beer. I remembered the Grinder being a next level sandwich. My memory is on point. The Grinder is one of the bossest sandwiches in town. It's got your favorite meats with all the fixings you'd imagine served on an awesome onion roll. You think you know but you have no idea. Did you know Wolf Queens love pizza? Grady's got that too. "This is one of the best pizzas in town." – Clank in response to her first slice of Grady's Surpreme Pizza. Google map this place. Go there. Eat a bunch. I promise you'll dig it, unless you're some kind of pussy.

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Beef O Brady’s Wing Challenge

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Team I've learned a few things recently. Namely hot wing eating challenges are probably a challenge for a reason. So I was at Beef O Brady's in Conway Tuesday and my "friend" Nick is behind the bar. He'd been bragging about completing the challenge a few weeks earlier. He challenged me to try it that might. I accepted. Eff that guy. I nearly choked to death. I completed the challenge, 15 wings in 15 minutes. I also shat fire for 3 days. I also shat black shit. Cal told me that's blood. I'm worried. Later y'all.
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Whale Fire at WWT Thursday

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Team,
This is important. My wolf's band is playing this Thursday at the Legendary White Water Tavern. Here's the good news, there's always a lot of babes at their shows. Other good news, there is no other good news.

You can all go to hell, I'm going to White Water.

When: Thursday
Time: 9:00pm until 12:00am

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Las Palmas – Conway just got crunkerer

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Team, this is it. I know you like Mexican food and cheap azz cerveza, here's you golden as fuck ticket to win. Las Palmas, sure it's in a shopping center. Sure the fluorescent lighting is non conducive to crunkness but the prices, and more importantly, TACOS don't lie. Take your hatin ass down there. Its in that shopping center off Oak Street, you know by Best Buy. Shouldn't be hard to find.

Corn Tortilla
Beef Tacos
Add JAPS
Repeat

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FWLR – Sekisui and their Bomb Ass Christmas decor

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The sushi bros were on point last night. They busted out a Godzilla Roll and Tuna Lover that Jackie Chan would be proud of. They really know how to get jazzed about the holidays. Check out the candy cane. THAT CANDY CANE. That's the only decoration in the restaurant. Sushi = awesome. Decorations = awesome. Fuck WLR.

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New Juanita’s Y’all

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There's been at least three restaurants in Juanita's new home since I moved to LR back in 2007. It's downtown, it's in a hole, and it's off the beaten path. You could say South Main Street is that much worse now that Juanita's has packed up shop and moved to the Rivermarket. As for Juanita's, it was alright. The cheese dip is still righteous, and their prices are still high. I'm talking $9 for a small fish burrito rice and beans. It isn't like I'm not willing to fork 10 bones outta my tightwad hands, I'd be happy to do that, the kicker is I expect crunk portions. The portions weren't that crunk. The burrito was pretty dang good. I added japs cause it's my obligation to the Order.   Clank had a quesadilla, not that crunk either. Y'all. The chips and dip are dope, save yo cash and hit up Riviera Maya of you want Mexican. FMLR.

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Hoodrat Ass Mexican Food

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Y'all know we be chowin down on some brurritos and what not. For real. So my hatin ass room mate came home the other night after a crunk as eff session at the UAMS library. He was all like, "Look son, you gots to get down on this Mexican junt." I was all "Aw hell naw, what you talking bout?" "Riviera Maya bitch!" he said. This poser ass mofo was right. That shit is legit and dank as funk. Me and Clank hit that shit up last night. It's right next to the nastiest La Quinta in town, that makes sense right? The food was righteous. I got enchiladas Verde, Clank had tamales. Oye. You must be hating and salivating. Feast your stupid eyes below.

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I’m going HAM

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Team, can you name anything more righteous than the thought of Artisan meats? I've never heard of such a thing but it exists. Now also consider this, a butcher shop named HAM, Hillcrest Artisan Meats. Is your small lizard brain ready to fight or flight? Dig these pics.

the bacon is Mission Critical. This might jack yo start.
IMGOING H A M

Y'ALL

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Yankee Doodle Andy doing a Hot Dog Mike

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What happens when the stars align? What happens when great minds meet? What did Robert Johnson do at the Crossroads down in the Delta? MAGIC happens. Magical shit happens. Yankee Doodle Andy was destined to to get that dog last night. Well he done did it. Then he said  "Yo Hot Dog Mike, lemme get some srauerkraut prepperz and mrustard on that junt.

Then YDA drank some mo cider. Cider with whisky yall.

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