In case you didn’t know, I’m a fucking wolf and have a big problem with eggs on sandwiches. And by problem I mean I have no problem whatsoever. Big thick cut bacon, seasoned mayo, EGG, lettuce tomato, onion. Hey smart guy, get some coffee too.
She wolf got a turkey sandwich. This thing was monsterous, a half sandwich. I seriously can’t imagine a full sandwich. A whole sandwich would be like a fucking horse cock. I for one couldn’t stomach a horse cock sized sandwich. Time for me to bitch. The music selection the staff was playing was “UTTERLY DEPRESSING”. I just quoted myself. Well Water you doing? Get you some.
JJ’s is home to a decent beer selection, good atmosphere, and a tasty menu. I failed to mention the white trash looking waitresses. You’re guaranteed an eyeful in this place. My Yankee mentor falls in love every time we go there.
I ordered a Bacon Bloody Mary. Would you please take a look at this beauty? A pickle spear, celery, olives, lime, and MOTHERFUCKINGBACON.
The grub was great. The grilled chicken wrap came with lettuc,e tomato, onion, black beans, corn, and chipotle. I modified it with japs and wing sauce. GTFO. Grilled veggies as my side as if I’m healthy. Fuck that noise. We team build at JJ’s. We opp. jam at JJ’s. I like me some JJ’s.
