Since I moved the wolf queen to Dallas this summer I’ve been to the Porch twice now. It’s not that I love the menu, or the hour wait to eat on Saturday. I’ve been back twice because the food has been on point and the atmosphere is good. Thanks, Knox Henderson.
The first time I went I was very pumped about the calimari. It came with banana peppers and that shot is alright by me.
The bad news about my first visit was the fact that there is a stupid conspiracy going on at the porch. I had a couple employees tell me the Mac N Cheese was off the chain. Furthermore, I saw a few tables chowing down on the cheesy pasta. I feel like a chump, I took the bait and ordered the “legendary” side dish. I was pretty disappointed when I got maccaroni with cheese and diced pieces of ham. Yall, I am not a mac and cheese aficionado, but I am a brilliant expert on the matter and I declare this dish a sham.
They’ve got a beer selection that is decent at best. Please note the ugly pug and wolf queen.
I finally wised up and ordered something tats hard to fuck up, a burger. I went the standard wolf route which includes a fried egg on that junt. It was so good. It might have been all the vodka and water talking but I remember it vividly. The egg yolk was runny and everything about the burger was spot on. The stars were in alignment.
Wolf Queen was preggers when we ate here. This meant I was eating with a picky eater. She opted for a classic grilled cheese and tomato soup. She said it was the best grilled cheese ever.
I think the pros outweigh the overhyped mac n cheese all day. I will go back here again for sure.
Friday post happy hour I’d developed a strong desire for a burger. Headed down Cantrell hill to Town Pump and they were closed for the weekend! Promptly turned around for ABC. So I get there and 3 BIT’s, bros in training, were manning the fort. I’m not gonna turn this into a bitchfest but they needed a few more bros. ABC was jammed up. Cheeseburger plus JAPS will lift your stupid morale.
You would think this plus had crunk as hell tamales. You would be wrong. I give them 0 outstandings out of 10. No amount of hot sauce were gonna save these babes.
All in all, I wasn’t really there for the food. I was there with a bud I hadn’t seen in a while. That being said, burger was greasy as, and the tamales sucked. I will go back. Their GYRO is dope and the burgers usually kill. Plus, I didn’t get one, the milkshakes are noteworthy. Happy 4th. Spit on some Brits and sling some lead.
This place never upsets. Off the beaten path, Dizzy’s got some bomb food. I’ve had many items on the menu but yesterday was noteworthy. Me and mom split this dish and it was the perfect portion. So it’s a burger sans bun with a great mix of veggies on top. I’m gonna try to recall them all.
Tobasco like a fucking boss. I did work. Then I went to Midtown. Then I went to The Fountain. Do work son.
Passing through Memphis and I needed a burger. Top 5 all time. Cheddar
Get you some. Buttholes.
The burger really hit the spot, and the $5 cold pitcher of a AB product was a great match with the NBA Playoffs. This will happen again. -T$
Our friends down I-40 have got q new burger joint that is just right. An outstanding selection of toppings made your way. I think it’s worth your time. Set me back $8
Clean old school type cheesy atmosphere. You know what I like? Burgz. You walk in and are greeted by Dave Jr. At the counter there is a glass meat counter holding fresh meat and veggies bThere are two options, the single or double. It’s a no brained. These bros do 1 thing and do it well. They make fresh ass burgz. Also, hand cut Idaho potato French fries. I got the single fully loaded:
5 outstandings were muttered during this damnation.
You will be hard pressed to offer me a burger with guacamole and fin me turn it down. YDA did this work Saturday night at Town Pump. Here you see an excellent specimen caught in the wild:
Lettuce Tomato Onion
Slaw as the side and a Pabst to wash it down.
Beef bacon egg cheese jalapeño spam lettuce tomato onion mustard mayo ketchup. Hot sauce involved.
Midtown burger challenge would be like 3 of these possibly 4.