No stupid, all burritos are NOT created equal. I’m a basic burrito expert. That is factual. My love and affinity for Jalapeños? Also factual. When facts are happening you have to think fast and that means correct decisions will be made. Tonight a correct decision was made, Casa Mañana. This little Mexican whore house can sling burritos with the best of them. More correct decisions were made, for example, this burrito disguised as a Mexican flag. Beneath the red sauce, queso, and tomatillo was enough rice, beans, and chorizo to feed all of Occupy Little Rock. I put the Tricolor giant in my stomach. Now I’m sitting at Professor Bowl observing Little Rock’s finest. I’m JK as fuck right now. They are pretty nerdy. And no one looks very clutch. Must be C League night.
BIRTH.
