I’ve been getting an eerie feeling lately as I stumble through the rivermarket. It’s not the monsters or pan-handlers, it’s the most obvious things that give the biggest creeps.
Have you ever been downtown to The Saucer? We both know you have been there. Have you ever noticed the furniture store across the street? Of course you haven’t. Why haven’t you noticed it? Because no one is EVER in the store. Not employees, not customers, not no one.
So I was standing outside burning a Pfunk thinking about that store, La Harpe’s. I began wondering why the fuck a furniture store would want to be on the most dense binge drinking street in Little Rock. It doesn’t make sense.
A store whose windows prices are outrageous, were talking $3-400 for plastic school chairs. That’s one good way to keep customers out of a store, nothing to see here, move along, no illegal activity happening in the back room, keep moving people.
You see where I am going with this?
Fuck sake, we’ve been had. La Harpe’s is home to the biggest Mafia cover-up in Little Rock. I’m okay with this but that prime time real estate is being wasted for some Bros to make extra cheese.
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Almost Famous Quesadilla is remarkable.
Drink GNT on the Patio. That’s my advice. Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen. You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.
Let's knock this one outta the park. CHEAP DRINKS
You want em, they got em. Prost is like the foreign exchange student staying in downtown LR. Prost's siblings are Willy D's and Deep, you could say those bars are more like the generic fucked up reason the Taliban hates America. That being said, Prost has a great drink selection. Their bar has tons of liquor and they've got at least 10 beers on tap. So about this happy hour, you'll find $2 wells and $1 off pints. That should get you laid fellas, Palmela Handerson that is. BARTENDER SWAG
Friday the wolves found two ladies behind the bar. Usually you can fund a bald dude named Thomas but today it was babes. I didn't catch their names but I did catch quick drinks. I didn't hear any jokes but they were attentive and let us enjoy ourselves. I guess I didn't hear any jokes because women aren't funny. ATMOSPHERE
Prost is in an ideal location Downtown, the problem is that there's a lot of competition to keep it from really catching on. It's connected to Deep and Willy D's so there's a perceived stigma. When you walk in Prost for a happy hour, you'll find it very quiet. There's only a handful of patrons and NO music is playing. It kind of bummed me out. I had to actually interact with strangers for entertainment. Even SportsCenter was on mute. Decor is cool enough as there's rad art on the walls and ceiling. This COULD be a swag place. BARFOOD
If you say it fast it sounds like barf food. Smart. I used yo associate Prost with brats and that's about it but they are trying to change heir image. While we were bellied up for the duration of happy hour, the barkeep announced that they are changing their menu and would be offering our team complimentary menu items. Hoof ordered fish and noodles. I tried it and it reminded me of a microwave dinner and a stick of butter. James had a burger and he said it was pretty legit. Lastly, Watson got wings. He said they were good, but there's better in LR. I know this is a shitty food review but I'm shitty. What it boils down to, Prost has some work to do if they plan on playing in the food game but they are doing the booze game right. Team, do work. Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen. You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.
Pepper Jack Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen. You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.
Turkey lime something salad
Chips and dip
Baked potato – artichokes involved Go here. Eat here. Tip well. Tell me what you think.
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3. I almost vom'd tequila. The food rocks. You'll see an Anaheim Turkey Sandwich, Chicken Caesar Salad, and that soup. Please don't be J. Leave a comment.
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