Wolves do not forgive or forget.
Wolves eat sandwiches hard as eff. It was Thursday night crunk in the Rock, like 70° outside, February mind you. Patio weather so me and Scotty did some work up in Hillcrest. The Fountain's glorious Kroger parking lot overlooking patio murdered some longnecks. Then we headed to Town Pump for pub fare. Upon arrival, it was crawling with Classties. Awesome. You know PBR happened too. Then it was grub time. Scotty went for the throat and ordered the Guvnah Beebe Patty Melt. It's a freaking burger on Rye. Smart shit. Then he really started using his gray matter. How about cheddar and japs on the Town Chips. Brilliant. PFunks, PBR and a Patty Melt. QBAP. GTP. BBQ. Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen. You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.
Town Pump does work.
I’ve crushed two bulls. I was in the sun all day. No fucks are being given. I needed food. I didn’t know where to go. I once was lost. Feast your jealous as fuck eyes on this. It’s not on the menu.Chips queso and JAPS.
Some people say I’m fat. Some people are right. I am fat and that’s that. Tamales people.
In my past job I had a bad run in with Vino's. Words were exchanged via Twitter and some cunt working for my competition ran their fucking trap. I learned a valuable lesson, don't talk shit online. I never stopped liking Vino's. I lost some business and had to verbally suck off Henry, the owner of Vino's, which really sucked because he is pretty weird and not a guy you would want to have a beer with.
Anyways, how about their pie? My first recommendation is that you order a full pie when you go to Vino's. You see, they pre make single slices as full cheese pies and add ingredients for per slice orders. In other words, you're not going to get fresh pie. So order a full pie and it'll be fresh.
Vino's is dark and dirty with a tiny microbrew setup. They crank out some quality beers but I always feel like they are lacking Co2. They host all kinds of music shows in the back room and their patio is worth sitting on.
You know my style. Japs, pepperoni, hot sauce, crushed red pepper. Thin crust goodness. Always busy at lunch so plan accordingly. Now GTFO.
It really is the best porch in town.
Yankee Doodle Andy doing what he does best, do work.