Team, you have probably heard that Zombies are in fact real. Down in Cuba, I mean Florida, a naked Zombie was shot dead after chomping on a dude’s face. Real sick right.
This was my Halloween Zombie training gear.
For you this means a few what ifs:
1. What if Zombies attack Little Rock?
2. What if I am a Zombie?
3. What if I encounter a Zombie?
4. What if I’ve encountered Zombies at Willy D’s already and I might have/have come in contact with them?
I’d be scared too.
Good news for you, I’ve put together a Little Rock survival guide for Little Rock. Here’s the shit you need and you’ll survive and be prepared for Hunger Games IRL.
FOOD
You’re gonna need food. So here are a few sure fire ideas to get you prepared when shit hits the fan.
Walmart – get to this place maybe like your first stop. They have a ton of food with 100 year shelf life. I would recommend beans, and a lot of them. You might want to pick up pickled items too.
HAM – Hillcrest Artisan Meats is the place where you will be able to learn about aging and curing meats. This will be important for preserving your hunting game. This is a big deal. I would also pickup some of their aged bacon yo.
BOOZE
Things are going downhill fast and you need spirits. You need to go to these places, trust me.
Rock Town Distillery – Yankee Doodle Andy works here and I can assure you there is some quality spirits in the warehouse. You will want to try to secure some of the bourbon they are aging.
Diamond Bear and Vino’s – I am not even a big fan of the booze here but it’s important that you have suds in a freaking apocalypse. The beer is home made at these joints so it will not have a super long shelf life. I would recommend you get here and gank some of the raw materials with a few cases.
Fermentables – Crucial is as crucial does. That doesn’t make sense but what does? Fermentables has all the homebrew essentials, you’ll need to know these skills once you drink your bounty from the other stops.
GEAR/WEAPONS
Bennett’s – This Downtown staple is home to the gear you will need. BDU’s, ammo cans, paratrooper cord, and most importantly MACHETES!
PK Grills – Okay, you might be thinking this is excessive but it’s not. You will want to be grilling in style as the apocalypse grows. What better way to get buc with the home made spirits and hand cured meats than on a Little Rock made PK Grill. Shit is tight.
Final Advice
Team, you need to have a plan and I can’t make that for you nor can I share mine with you. I’ve probably shared too much. What I can say is watch out for zombies and watch out for Monsters.
