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Brick Chicken

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You can’t argue with the quality of a brick home. I mean shit, I love pretty much all bricks. Lego bricks, gold bricks, green bricks, and masonry bricks.. they are all effing righteous. 

It really makes sense to keep a brick in your kitchen. Here’s why. 

I went to Loca Luna last night. It was Shewolf’s birthday and we were doing some celebrating. Little did we know there was an American Cancer Society benefit at Loca. It worked out because local radio personality Poolboy was our waiter. 

Personally, I love Loca Luna. The menu is diverse but spendy but worth it. They pour local Rock Town Distillery Brandon’s Vodka. Feeling patriotic I ordered a Brandon’s VnW. Obv. Now back to the brick shit. Chicken is one of my favorites so it mage perfect local sense for me to order Brick Chicken. Its two thighs and drumsticks cooked under a brick. The Brock chicken was tender as hell and had delightful voodoo seasoning. I powered through it, knuckles and all. Nothing was left but bones. It’s really the only way to eat. 

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Meat Slingers – A band of gypsies

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Back in my kickball daze, I mean days, I was the fucking king of Sunday raging. It was typical to wake up at noon and grab your left over 30 pack. Not many are left but you've also got some TN whisky. Now get to interstate park.

The next thing you know, it's 6 o'clock and you're a handful of hello shots in  snorting aderol in the nastiest bathroom in LR.

While you're out at Interstate park you notice a rape van pull up. Here's the thing, its not full of rapist but full of Meat Slinging Gypsies. Holy shit. They roll out of the van dragging satchels filled with booze. Kings of grilling and partying. It was good times. GOOD TIMES.

So I haven't seen this van or band of gypsies in some time, like years. Lat night they were seen… at Town Pump, fucking classic.

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Mixed Grill at Brave New is just what you need

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As we approach Independence Day you've got to be thinking how to maximize your effectiveness, aka be American as fuck. You probably remember growing up with Dad manning the grill and then passing out in the hammock from Bud Heavy.

You see where I'm going? Im talking about the grill. So what makes an American grill? Yes, dogs and burgs, but there's more.

As an American, you love killing shit and eating it. You love patios. You love flags, red bull, jalapenos, and bikinis. But most of all you like eating.

Feast your eyes on this platter of goodness. It's the Mixed Grill from Brave New. It features a mixed game sausage, pork tenderloin, beef medallions, and a stuffed quail. It's beautiful and rocks your senses. You want to be American? You want this. Sit on the patio. Drink something strong. Thank me later.

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Put Some Grease in Your Mouth and Tell That Hangover to Eff Off

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Nothing, and I mean nothing cures a hangover like grease. I'm not talking Travolta style, you know what I mean, Paula Deen Butter Czar type shiz.

Here's the good news… This post will guide you to hangover mastery skill level.

When you wake up Saturday morning covered in Taco Bell wrappers and used condoms, you're gonna need a redemption song. Fire your Nissan Cube up and head to Buffalo Grill. Its down in Riverdale next to Maddie's and Pizza Cafe, Bing map it smart guy. Snap your fingers and tell your waiter you need a Ham and Cheese Sandwich, Nachos, and Cheese Fries. You'll get copious amounts of greasiness and kiss your hangover goodbye.

Real Talk: the plates were glorious. Was it good? Eff you I wouldn't have crafted this if it wasn't.

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Long Nite at Loca Luna

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I took Shewolf out last weekend for dinner. It was a toss up between Mexican and Loca Luna. As you can imagine, I lobbied hard for Mexican but she prevailed.

We got there around 6:30 and were told there would be a 30 minute wait. No problem we thought and headed to the bar. A bottle of Pinot Noir and a few shots later we still sat at the bar (1.5 hours). FML it was an eternity.

We were finally seated by a waitress who was bubbly as eff. I mean out there. We ordered immediately, as we had to get nasty at Professor Bowl asap.

Shewolf ordered Shrimp Alfredo. Upon arrival, the bowl was topped off with generous portions of shrimp. It tasted awesome. This was a perfect meal before she would crush a handful of Platinums.

Next, I ordered the Mahi Mahi sandwich. It was served very tender smothered in cheese. I went to pound town inhaling the sandwich. The sandwich was gone so quickly I almost forgot to enjoy it, almost.

Look team, my advice is this, skip Loca Luna on a Friday night, but do not skip Loca Luna.

Stay calm and carry on.

FYI: I BOWLED A FUCKING TURKEY AND CRUSHED A TON OF BL PLATINUM AFTER DINNER. 

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Loca Luna is effing cra good yo

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Look Son. I'm not fucking playing. All you haters who doubted me can suck it Stone Cold 3:16 style.

Last Friday I was super romantic and what not, and took SheWolf out on the town. I was going to surprise her but she demanded I spill the beans so she dressed appropriately. To her delight we were headed to Loca Luna.

She had never eaten there so she had no idea what to expect. Immediately she liked the atmosphere. We had a small wait to be seated so we bellied up to the bar for a cold round. She got an Apple Martini. APPLE FUCKING MARTINI. I'm not hating, I'm just saying. We were then seated.

Our waitress was hipsteresque and had an admirable piece of ink on her left arm. You gotta love State pride. Bottle service you pricks, yeah that's what happened next. Then appetizers. Holy smokes, crawfish and shrimp in a subtle spicy sticky sauce. It was THAT good.

Now for the entrees. She got trout stuffed with lobster and potato's. I got pork assa buko. I know you genius bros reading this are cursing my spelling because I don't know how to spell the pork dish. It doesn't matter, it should have been called Pork AWESOME Bucko!

It was an awesome dinner. I can't wait to get back there in the spring to pop bottles on that swag patio. F Yeah Patios.

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BLT Wolf Style

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It was Friday night post team building and I needed to refuel. As a matter of fact, I had thrown up an hour earlier at Gusano’s due to chain smoking 3 cigs. Ya I’m a light weight. I had Taco Bell for lunch and let’s just say it was a pleasure coming back up. Anyhow, that evening called for some quick and effective food. Buffalo Grill was the solution.

Since I ralphed earlier that night, I needed something on the lighter side. I opted for the BLT. I tricked that sandwich out. BLT, pepperjack, Guac, japs, on wheat. It was better than the pic suggests. Get you some.  Take a gander at the pickle.

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Standard Operating Procedure – Town Pump

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I did a quick tally while bellied up at t pump, I’ve had 3/4 of the menu. That my friend is not a bad thing. I did learn some wild shit while bar side. Brace yourself. Town Pump tamales are in fact Doe’s tamales. Doe’s is one of those places I should fucking love. It’s got crunk old black men, it’s dirtier than shit, and the tamales are fire. The caveat is price. They are some proud mofos and charge you for it. Town Pump doesn’t sodomize you when you eat there so I’m pretty much a believer.
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Just when you thought shit couldn’t get any more real, they bust out the MOTHERFUCKING Sriracha. Town Chips, check. Queso, check, Japs, check. Sriracha, jizz my pants. My fear is the Sriracha bottle grows legs and walks out. Not that a bro would swipe hot sauce, but crazier shit has happened.

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In case you didn’t know, Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, and I love tacos. In many cases, I relate dollar$ and cents to tacos. Let’s be honest, 1 taco = $1. That would be for a standardized taco. Juice heads, Town Pump has mini tacos… with red shells. You could theoretically carry a few in your pocket and use them as change. Imagine buying a tube of AstroGlide for $8 and 3 mini tacos. This is pretty stupid but it makes perfect sense. Also, I love their salza. Just in case you didn’t know.

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You know what else is up? Buffalo chicken strips on a sandwich with crumpled bleu cheese and some town chips. That’s what’s up’s. Brothers fuck sake, take your ass to the Pump. Play some shuffle board. Go on a Tuesday for karaoke and meet your future wife cause it’s crawling with slammies. Do all those things and tell me about it.

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Noteworthy Pizza – Pizza Cafe – Riverdale , Little Rock

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I’d rather a restaurant kill a small menu than half ass a big one. Can you guess what a restaurant with a name like Pizza Cafe does? Can you? They crank out thin crust pizza and they do it well. In fact, I heard they genetically spliced together Italian Pizza Chefs and American Stoners. In case you didn’t know, that’s fucking serious. The pizza here hits the spot. The menu has 13 or so pies to choose from. The beer menu is standard domestics, 4 draft lines. This pizza joint is tiny. My advice is to get on the patio, drink beer, and eat pizza. Bring a babe with you. Here’s a Deluxe slice of pie with japs sans olives.
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Here’s my beef. I think the pie is too expensive. It’s good but it’s not gourmet. All I’m saying is they are proud of it, their beer too. So it’s not the cheapest but it pleases, reminds me of my first trip to Paper Moon.

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Scrimp Burrito and some Dank Pork – Loca Luna – Little Rock

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It was too hot last night to enjoy one of the most chill patios in town so Ma and I dined indoors. Loca Luna is located at the bottom curve of Cantrell Hill. It’s surrounded by all these fucking decorating shops. I guess the location is pretty strategic. Anyhow, I dig this place. The atmosphere reminds me of N.O. and the menu is on point. I ordered a local cocktail, Brandon’s Vodka and Tonic. It’s local and righteous. It’s local. Hey it’s local too. Now to the grub. Blue Mesa Scrimp Burrito: in a word. Bland. Hey was it tasty? Yes. Is that because I’m on a strict Ramen noodle lunch diet? Possibly. Would I order again? No. Portion was good but otherwise, unremarkable.
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Me being the southern bro I am, I like pork tenderloin. I know the lighting I bad, I’ve got an iPhone 3G and it’s lame. Back to the pork on plate here. Generous portions and veggies. Pork covered in some cream sauce. Ma didn’t share enough on my plate. I recommend this ISH.

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The service was good. My only complaint, I’m pretty sure the owner of this place is a dick. But this dick has a crunk restaurant. 8 outstandings. 1 crushed Redbull.

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Tamales – Town Pump – LR y’all

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As a rule of thumb I don’t dig Doe’s Eat Place, at least the LR location. I’ve had their tamales and they’re pretty clutch, however, the restaurant is fucking gross. Enter Town Pump: one of my favorite watering holes. I blog their food too much and drink too many PBR’s at this place. Last night tamales happened. Beef Tamales and Chili with big honking kidney beans. I fully endorse this appetizer.

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Xoxo LR. Jk fuck.

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