Posts tagged salad

I’m healthy and I know it

Gluten free lifestyle son. Doesn't give you street cred but it won't kill you either.

So I've been living clean about a month, probably why you haven't seen any heart attack burgers or nasty ass BLT's. So what's this mean? I'm healthy and I know it.

Me and the wolves headed to Layla's for a lunch, I normally would have crushed a gyro but that shit's off the menu. How about some rabbit food?

I got the Syrian Salad with Chicken.

This puppy comes loaded with peppers and onions and generous portions of chicken. I think it rang up under 8 tacos. I loved it. It filled the coffers. I needed a nap so we crushed a Bull on the way back to work.

Have you tried Red Bull Zero, legit yo. 

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Taziki’s – A fresh take on salads

I've told you about gyros in town and you probably associate the word
taziki with them.  You might change your word association after you chew on
this.

Taziki's up on top of Cantrell is definitely a Gyro haven but they've got
some secret sauce… SALADS. Now look, I'm not some hippie, but a dudes
gotta get his groove on from time to time, and that means crushing lettuce.
As bikini season approaches I am aware ive got work to do.

Enough justification. Don't start judging me.

Shewolf and I headed to Taziki's for some TLC. Salads were ordered. The
small patio out front was just right. You'll find 4 tables with string
lights around he edge. Yeah, it's in a parking lot but the cool spring air
was needed.

Clank ordered the Tilapia salad. She was hanging her fist again the table
it was so good. Then she started doing the jitterbug. Crazy, I understand,
but it's true.

I went for the Gyro salad. Holy smokes. Think fresh ingredients with
generous portions of man meat, lamb.

Final thoughts:
Look here fat ass, go to Taziki's. You won't be sorry.

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and we can probably make it happen.

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Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen.

You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.

Cañon Grill – This is how we do it

Team, when you get that hunger, that feeling for a Taco , that desire for salsa, that lust for guacamole… fulfillment is mission critical. I got the urge last weekend and did work. Me and Shewolf headed to Canon Grill. This place is a classic Tex-Mex junt. It’s owned by Doug who’s famous for Buffalo Grill and their nasty ass burgers. Nasty in the best way possible!

Canon’s located in the heart of Hillcrest next to the local dive The Fountain. Canon has a menu of all Tex-Mex classics but Shewolf and I went for the jugular. Chips and dip? Check. Margarita? Check. Nachos? Check. Monster Portion Taco Salad? Check.

Seriously, the nachos were awesome. 

Portions were huge and the drinks were strong. While this place is not my favorite Mexican in town, it gets a ton of points on the location alone. The food is good enough and should you be in Hillcrest raging for Mexican, this'll do.

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Pitaful – Layla’s Chicken Pita

Pitaful. You guessed it. This genius Brhodes Scholar invented another word. I didn’t wake up today and say “I can’t wait to hate on a local restaurant.” It just happened. It’s Thanksgiving Eve and every food place in town is packed. I was craving gyro so I headed to Layla’s on Rodney Parham. It’s tucked behind Starfucks in a Mexican shopping center. Layla’s is usually my jam. They’ve hired a few cuties to serve food and the service was spot on. I got the last 4 top table to myself. That’s where the good ends.
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I ordered a Mediterranean salad to start. I didn’t take a pic. You know why? Because its made with subway sandwich lettuce, cilantro or some shit and a dash of oil. Bland city. Then I got a chicken shwarma pita – spicy. Ok, the bland continued right from the salad to the pita. The description does this sandwich no justice. Wait, the sandwich does the description no justice. No flavor. Soggy pita. No spice. Here’s a big idea. Walk down a few shops to that Mexican Tienda and get some Jalapeños. Then dice the fuckers and cook em with some onions and bell peppers. Y’all got skillets right there in the kitchen, I’ve seen them. Hell, go get Sriracha and do us all a favor. Put that winning combo on the shwarma pita. Look, I generally like this place. The traditional gyro is fire and the yogurt plate will fill your stomach. Go here. Just think twice about ordering this Pitaful creation.

Dugans Pub – y’all need to go there

Team, as usual I got horngry and needed some grub stat. Picked up she wolf and headed to Dugan's.

3 Things Happened

1. Potato soup off the motha fuckin chain.
2. Saxophone seduduction.
3. I almost vom'd tequila.

The food rocks. You'll see an Anaheim Turkey Sandwich, Chicken Caesar Salad, and that soup. Please don't be J.

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Salad and Beer – Lunch Matters

Society is full shidiots. Shidiots are haters and put down working dudes at every chance. Shidiots reject the notion that beer is a staple in a working mans lunch diet. Shidiots ate everywhere. Shidiots snitch. We can combat shidiots.
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Don’t take shit from anyone. Drink beer. Eat salads, it confuses shidiots. Use hot sauce EARLY AND OFTEN. Stiegl Beer. ZaZa’s Santa Fe Salad + Sriracha.

Asian Salad – Zaza’s – Conway

Our friends to the north now have their own Zaza’s. This salad was pretty boss in my bropinion. So it was like Asian themed right? I told them “Fuck you son. I need JAPS and hot cock sauce, I mean Srirachi. And I don’t want any back talk.”

They made it accordingly. They handed me the HCS.

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Outstanding. Fuck RM.

Turkey Supreme Salad – US Pizza – Hillcrest

Attention all ye Arkansawyers:
I’m not a vegan I just salad a lot. This salad has it all. You can imagine how crunk I ordered this. Peppered the funk out and fresh as hell. Turkey Supreme
Hold the olives
Add: JAPS, banana peppers, roasted red bell peppers, artichoke hearts. Green and red tobasco on top with a junt load of house dressing.

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photo credits: Alex “Too Fly” Graham

Can you dig? Get you some. What’s your favorite salad in town?

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Burger and Salad – Sticky Fingerz – Downtown

Classic Burger
Small portion of fries came out. Like the smallest I’ve ever seen at Sticky Fingerz. Probably the perfect portion as we are fat as fuck Americans. The burger must have been dope because my fellow patriot scarfed it down with 2 margs.

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Boss Salad
Voodoo dressing
Comes with Turkey, Ham, smoked chicken and all the usual. Portion was huge. I was full after a Sam Adam’s Octoberfest and half the salad. Was not my favorite salad in town but I would get it again. Order it when you are hungry but want light.

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