The Saucer has the largest draft beer selection in Arkansas, hands down. I was told that once they went smoke free, their sales rocketed 20% YoY. As a dedicated drinker smoker, this both blew my mind and pissed me off.

As you probably know, my life as a nasty as fuck food blogger is effectively over. Not really over but I am god forsaken gluten free. This means I cannot enjoy the Saucer like the rest of you fools. You can blame gluten free beer for my lack of enjoyment. Have you tried it? It tastes like crap. I am not about to pound town cider either. I end up crushing vodka on the reg.

The Saucer ends up being a place of depression for me. Looking back at my all time dollars spent list, The Saucer is number two, right behind Midtown which we'll get to Midtown later.

I went to The Saucer last Thursday dragging my feet and ordered a standard VnT. Justin and Ronnie were behind the bar and did work. I am talking stout drinks like I'd pour them at home. Clank went to poundtown with Jack and Diet. We went down stairs to play pool and met a lunatic Irishman named Dali. Clank started in on fairies, leprechauns and trolls. He denied all the folklore except trolls. Trolls chapped his ass. He was demanding we dropped it. Weird.

Then we went to Midtown. We fucking raged til 4am. The walk home with Clank was unremarkable. Should've called a cab. Bottom line, I still got it.

Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen.

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