Unlike Honaroo, Wasabi does NOT smell or have the dingy humidity of a Vietnamese whore. You can bank on great service and quality food every time at Wasabi. Side note: I don’t like Yellowtail and Scallions.
That being said, last weekend I had the pleasure of patronizing the most pretentious sushi restaurant in town, Sushi Cafe. Here are some facts about Sushi Cafe and the surrounding area in a really long run-on sentence. Sushi Cafe is located in The Heights which is home to liberals, hipsters, and rich people who rarely venture down Cantrell Hill and certainly never across the river to NLR because that’s Dogtown and it’s fucking trash and the property in The Heights is really expensive and the kids drive golf carts they have a DOG BAKERY and Sushi Cafe plays top 40 hip hop and R&B which is ironic because hipsters liberals and rich people hate that music. The Sushi at this place is top notch. My plate and beer and edamame, $35. Quail Eggs, Red Snapper Nigiri, Tuna Roll. and Salmon Sashimi y’all. If you are pissed off at your money and want to burn it, you could do it here easily. You want to break into your woman’s pants? Take her here. If that doesn’t work, chloroform.
Headed there on a Tuesday night and it was VERY low key. I think you can expect low key on a Tuesday from all of WLR. Sat at the sushi bar and ordered some Sawa Sawa, Sparkling Sake. Pretty tasty, in fact, fuck the little glasses that you’re supposed to pour it into, I could turn this bottle up. The sushi menu was just right. I could bitch about prices, bur this is WLR and the prick clientele do work. Markets clear, go to hell James and Turner. I can’t even remember the rolls in the pic. Well kinda: (L) salmon something with cilantro sauce, (M) Something fried probably salmon, (R) Tuna tuna tuna, (Far Right) White Tuna Nigiri. That’s that assholes. I would/did take a woman here but you won’t catch me rollin cholo. Go hogs. Fuck Steve Harvey.
It was 105 degrees yesterday. This sushi is always on point. Nigiri and standard rolls. I would eat Ginger every meal if I could. 8 outstandings
