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Just when you thought shit couldn’t get any more real, they bust out the MOTHERFUCKING Sriracha. Town Chips, check. Queso, check, Japs, check. Sriracha, jizz my pants. My fear is the Sriracha bottle grows legs and walks out. Not that a bro would swipe hot sauce, but crazier shit has happened.
In case you didn’t know, Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, and I love tacos. In many cases, I relate dollar$ and cents to tacos. Let’s be honest, 1 taco = $1. That would be for a standardized taco. Juice heads, Town Pump has mini tacos… with red shells. You could theoretically carry a few in your pocket and use them as change. Imagine buying a tube of AstroGlide for $8 and 3 mini tacos. This is pretty stupid but it makes perfect sense. Also, I love their salza. Just in case you didn’t know.
You know what else is up? Buffalo chicken strips on a sandwich with crumpled bleu cheese and some town chips. That’s what’s up’s. Brothers fuck sake, take your ass to the Pump. Play some shuffle board. Go on a Tuesday for karaoke and meet your future wife cause it’s crawling with slammies. Do all those things and tell me about it.
Friday post happy hour I’d developed a strong desire for a burger. Headed down Cantrell hill to Town Pump and they were closed for the weekend! Promptly turned around for ABC. So I get there and 3 BIT’s, bros in training, were manning the fort. I’m not gonna turn this into a bitchfest but they needed a few more bros. ABC was jammed up. Cheeseburger plus JAPS will lift your stupid morale.
You would think this plus had crunk as hell tamales. You would be wrong. I give them 0 outstandings out of 10. No amount of hot sauce were gonna save these babes.
All in all, I wasn’t really there for the food. I was there with a bud I hadn’t seen in a while. That being said, burger was greasy as, and the tamales sucked. I will go back. Their GYRO is dope and the burgers usually kill. Plus, I didn’t get one, the milkshakes are noteworthy. Happy 4th. Spit on some Brits and sling some lead.
As a rule of thumb I don’t dig Doe’s Eat Place, at least the LR location. I’ve had their tamales and they’re pretty clutch, however, the restaurant is fucking gross. Enter Town Pump: one of my favorite watering holes. I blog their food too much and drink too many PBR’s at this place. Last night tamales happened. Beef Tamales and Chili with big honking kidney beans. I fully endorse this appetizer.
Xoxo LR. Jk fuck.
Fellas, these tasty shit sticks hit the spot for lunch. JAPS over salza over queso over ground beef tamales over wild rice. Do me a big stinkin favor and fuck yourself.
