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You’ve got a new breakfast joint to visit.

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We both knew that Korean place in the Heights was gonna close its doors. It happened. Now there's a breakfast joint up in there, Early Bird.

Early Bird is what you'd expect from a restaurant in the Heights, great food and made with love. It's not simply bacon and eggs, the menu has some secret sauce.

The pancakes  were made with poppy seeds and served with fresh fruit. They tasted as good as they look.

I got huevos rancheros and could not have been happier. The black beans were served with rice and sausage. A fresh avocado accompanied the dish. To tip it off, the waitress asked if I wanted a side of Christmas, i said yes without hesitation. Out came a 3 spot dish filled with red and green salsa. BBBBAAAAMMMM!!!!

Fml, the bloody Mary was righteous too. Never ending coffee obviously.

Are you gonna visit this place? You should. If not, eff yourself.

Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen.

You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.

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This Thursday come get some! Heights Crawdads-4-Dads Crawfish Boil

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Team,

You know what I love? Good ass food, drinks, and music. What if I told you I had an event that covered the bases?

You would fall in love and what not.

I’ve got good news, such an event is right around the corner.

What: CRAWFISH BOIL + DRINKS + MUSIC!
Crawfish Presented by FIS Global.
When: Third Thursday in the Heights, April 19th 6-10PM
Where: Kavanaugh Blvd + N. Taylor St. east to Egg Shells Kitchen, Co + Ozark Outdoor Supply. What if it rains? We are still cooking and you will be dry! We will be located under the Iberia Bank Heights Branch drive through awning. Check website for rain location on the day of the event.
Why: Spread awareness about prostate cancer in Arkansas
+ CRAWFISH + DRINKS + MUSIC + REPEAT

 

You don’t want to miss this. The proceeds benefit Arkansas Prostate Cancer Foundation.

You’ve never had a better reason to rage hard as eff on Crawfish!

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Monsters in(vade) the Rock 18

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Guess what Heights. You’re not safe from the invasion. You’re pretentious shops and beautiful women are no match for our beloved Monster artist. (1 of 3 suspected artist) This sighting spotted behind Burges right next to Kroger. Ballsy move, yet again. AC units across the Emerald City of the South are shitting freon down both hypothetical legs. Y’all.
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LR got Seoul

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It’s not everyday I wake up and say “I feel like P. Diddy & I want Korean food.” Yeah, that’s actually never happened. When I was sequestered for an evening of Korean cuisine I was speechless but nodded and carried on. Clank and I headed to Seoul to do work. It’s located on the corner of Kavanaugh and University, where Satellite used to be. Dumplings to die for. 5 dumplings divided between two wolves? It’s not an even number. You’ve got to get this.
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Eggrolls, standard operating proceedure. While they weren’t remarkable, they did hit the spot. The dipping sauce was righteous too.

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Shrimp Something. Clank got this and didn’t share. Fuck that noise. She said it was good. I’m a hater, I got one scrimp.

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Seafood Udong. I try to step on out there when I go to ethnic restaurants. So I did just that. It was lo mein noodles, shrimp veggies fish and some other stuff. It was spicy and had a fishy taste/smell. I’m no getting that again.

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Overall I liked it. They had a great looking sushi list and their drink menu was big. I’ll go back if a group is going, I’m glad I tried it, but I’m not gonna volunteer Seoul again. I take that back, I’d go back for happy hour and the dumplings. Y’all.

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Brownings Mexican Ya’ll

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DISCLAIMER: I never ate at “old” Brownings Mexican. That means this review of “new” Brownings Mexican will be straight from the fucking gut. Let’s throw it all on the table. The decor is straight up Tex-Mex. They had some Latino tunes on satellite radio and the staff was all cute white chicks. Like I said, Tex-Mex. Onto the food hombres.
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Mexican food has got to be the highest profit margin food besides breakfast and Chinese. Brownings is some proud ass mofo’s. Pretty much everything is $10. I used my wolf vision and sniffed out the pork tamales and chicken quesadilla, both above pic. Pretty tasty but I’m here brotherhood and honesty. Town Pump tamales and quesadilla are way better. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed it but shit. Guac tasted fresh AND righteous.

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Watson ordered chili releno. He didn’t share a single bite but take a look at it. It looks like a cow patty with cheese. F that noise. Tina ate some non dairy bullshit and nailed me with a knowledge bomb. Evidentially Brownings is owned by a few banks and managed by some Texans. Honestly, fuck that noise.

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Fantastic China Nom Nom Supper – The Heights

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Chinese is not my favorite food. In fact, I’m not even a fan of their humor or culture. This doesn’t make me racist, it makes me American. I don’t really like anyone. “What a prick.” is what you’re thinking. Ya you’re right. Shit, I do like some Chinese food, who am I kidding?
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There’s a pretty dope sushi joint up in the Heights called Fantastic China. The decor is pretty swag, but this one wall is red. Chinese red. I was in a debate with this blonde about the color, she was saying it orange but she is wrong, women.

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I started the meal with wonton soup. It’s watery with pork filled dumplings. Get you some. Main course was combo fried rice and Kung-Fu chicken. Look, it was a bit pricey but the place is clean. I’ll go here again, I’ll bitch about prices again, etc.

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The Most Pretentious Sushi in Town – Sushi Cafe – The Heights

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I feel like a real asshole even typing the word pretentious. In fact, I just learned/think I learned what it means. It’s in the same category as empathy, which I don’t fully understand its meaning nor origin. NORIGIN. I just made that word up.
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That being said, last weekend I had the pleasure of patronizing the most pretentious sushi restaurant in town, Sushi Cafe. Here are some facts about Sushi Cafe and the surrounding area in a really long run-on sentence. Sushi Cafe is located in The Heights which is home to liberals, hipsters, and rich people who rarely venture down Cantrell Hill and certainly never across the river to NLR because that’s Dogtown and it’s fucking trash and the property in The Heights is really expensive and the kids drive golf carts they have a DOG BAKERY and Sushi Cafe plays top 40 hip hop and R&B which is ironic because hipsters liberals and rich people hate that music. The Sushi at this place is top notch. My plate and beer and edamame, $35. Quail Eggs, Red Snapper Nigiri, Tuna Roll. and Salmon Sashimi y’all. If you are pissed off at your money and want to burn it, you could do it here easily. You want to break into your woman’s pants? Take her here. If that doesn’t work, chloroform.

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GNT & Scrimp Fried Green Tomatoes – Cheer’s – The Heights

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There’s a certain stuffiness that comes with The Heights, I mean money. They’re fucking synonymous. Put that four syllable word on you pipe and smoke it. So yeah, The Heights is stuffy. So why would you blue collar fucks want to go to this part of town? In a word, a bar. Enter local bar Cheer’s. It’s not quite like the TV show bar, but it is comfortable and inviting. My ma and I went there for a light dinner yesterday and grabbed a round.

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Observe that Gin and Tonic. Could be the stupidest piece of drinkware I’ve ever seen.

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Now feast your jealous eyes on this this creation. One of the specials on the chalkboard is sitting on that plate. Fried Green Tomatoes
Grilled Shrimp
Marmalade Sauce?

Guys, take your women here. Ladies, let your dudes take you here. Don’t you have some fucks to give, cause I sure don’t.

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Jerry’s Barber Shop – The Heights

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This is an old school barber shop at it’s finest. Polar opposite of the king of fades. Old men talking shot about sports & politics. Checking out women as they pass by. I love this place.

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Look at this decor. You like mounted animals? Of course you do. You need your shoes shined? Probably, they do that too. They don’t make barber shops like this anymore.

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-jr

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