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PFunks, PBR, and a Patty Melt

By Joe on February 27, 2012

Wolves do work.
Wolves do not forgive or forget.
Wolves eat sandwiches hard as eff.

It was Thursday night crunk in the Rock, like 70° outside, February mind you. Patio weather so me and Scotty did some work up in Hillcrest. The Fountain's glorious Kroger parking lot overlooking patio murdered some longnecks. Then we headed to Town Pump for pub fare.

Upon arrival, it was crawling with Classties. Awesome. You know PBR happened too. Then it was grub time. Scotty went for the throat and ordered the Guvnah Beebe Patty Melt. It's a freaking burger on Rye. Smart shit. Then he really started using his gray matter. How about cheddar and japs on the Town Chips. Brilliant. PFunks, PBR and a Patty Melt.

QBAP. GTP. BBQ.

Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen.

You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged japs, patty melt, PBR, Town Pump.

Eat this and Hogs win football games

By Joe on November 3, 2011

Steps to Win:
Step 1. Go to Town Pump
Step 2. Get a pitcher of beer
Step 3. Order wings, tamales, and town chips with queso and japs
Step 4. Don’t share
Step 5. Tip well. Bar gods are watching.

grahambitch photobomb

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged tamales, Town Pump, wings.

Bucwolf that grilled cheese

By Joe on October 13, 2011

FYI Town Pump cleaned house for AR Times Toast of the Town or whatever it’s called. Like best bar food, best bar tender etc. Is this a surprise? No you shidiots.

That my friends is a grilled cheese and onion rings. Japs, Bacon, Fried egg… all involved. I’ll be tusking if you need me.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged Riverdale, sandwich, Town Pump.

Club Sammie, tamales involved – Town Pump

By Joe on October 7, 2011

Ladies and Gents, Pimps, Playas and Hustlas. It’s been too long friends, and makes sense that I kick this cold streaks ass with a little Town Pump. Club Sandwiches with Japs. Work got did son.

Then I got Bucwolf all over them tamales. The chili, is, boss.

I visited the pump after the Hogs et down TX A&M. Nasty.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged sandwich, Town Pump.

Pump It Up Mexican Stylee

By Joe on August 30, 2011

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I can’t think of many Mexican places I can walk into on a Monday night around 10 and sit down for some la comida mexicana. (In fact I can’t think of any. If you know of one post in comments.) Since there were no Mexican shops open, I chose the next best thing, Town Pump. Are you questioning my fucking bro logic? You must be hatin on me.

What is classified as Mexican? As far as I’m concerned tortilla and corn chips. You can slop anything on top and it’s Mexican. Sure a few of you pricks are scoffing at this knowledge bomb butt fucking your brain, but I’m right. Put any meat in a tortilla and it’s a burrito. Nothing more Mexican than chips and (any) dip. Am I right?

Luckily for me Town Pump does food like a boss. I like my chips red and blue. Makes me feel patriotic. I like my queso in a bowl you can eat. Ya they do that too. Loryn’s Queso is pretty damn good. I don’t count calories so I’m not too concerned about the impact this edible arrangement has on my waist.

While I might be a liar, I’m not gonna sit here and lie to you about the chicken quesadilla. It was decent but not enough to gloat about. It hit the spot but I’m probably gonna stick to town chips and tamales. In closing I’ll gossip a little. They changed their “Ouch” wing sauce. This shit is a punisher. Smoky chipotle like. I would be scared to put 12 wings down bathed in this ish.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged Mexican, quesadila, queso, Town Pump.

Standard Operating Procedure – Town Pump

By Joe on August 29, 2011

I did a quick tally while bellied up at t pump, I’ve had 3/4 of the menu. That my friend is not a bad thing. I did learn some wild shit while bar side. Brace yourself. Town Pump tamales are in fact Doe’s tamales. Doe’s is one of those places I should fucking love. It’s got crunk old black men, it’s dirtier than shit, and the tamales are fire. The caveat is price. They are some proud mofos and charge you for it. Town Pump doesn’t sodomize you when you eat there so I’m pretty much a believer.

Just when you thought shit couldn’t get any more real, they bust out the MOTHERFUCKING Sriracha. Town Chips, check. Queso, check, Japs, check. Sriracha, jizz my pants. My fear is the Sriracha bottle grows legs and walks out. Not that a bro would swipe hot sauce, but crazier shit has happened.

In case you didn’t know, Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea, and I love tacos. In many cases, I relate dollar$ and cents to tacos. Let’s be honest, 1 taco = $1. That would be for a standardized taco. Juice heads, Town Pump has mini tacos… with red shells. You could theoretically carry a few in your pocket and use them as change. Imagine buying a tube of AstroGlide for $8 and 3 mini tacos. This is pretty stupid but it makes perfect sense. Also, I love their salza. Just in case you didn’t know.

You know what else is up? Buffalo chicken strips on a sandwich with crumpled bleu cheese and some town chips. That’s what’s up’s. Brothers fuck sake, take your ass to the Pump. Play some shuffle board. Go on a Tuesday for karaoke and meet your future wife cause it’s crawling with slammies. Do all those things and tell me about it.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged Riverdale, tamales, Town Pump.

Wolf Lunch Double Trouble Dos Burgs – Town Pump – Little Rock

By Joe on July 31, 2011

The strength of the wolf is the pack and the strength of the pack is the wolf.

When two or more wolves are gathered together it is a good thing and angels get their fucking wings or something. Saturday hangover special: Mandate Town Pump style.

BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
Town Chips
Budwolfser

Guacamole Burger
Town Chips, wing sauce on side
Budwolfser

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged Budweiser, burger, Guacamole, Town Pump.

Town Chips Wolf Style

By Joe on July 14, 2011

This is How you are supposed to eat chips. Chips cooked fresh. Queso spread wide. Japs stacked high.

Town Pump does work.

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Tamales – Town Pump – LR y’all

By Joe on May 12, 2011

As a rule of thumb I don’t dig Doe’s Eat Place, at least the LR location. I’ve had their tamales and they’re pretty clutch, however, the restaurant is fucking gross. Enter Town Pump: one of my favorite watering holes. I blog their food too much and drink too many PBR’s at this place. Last night tamales happened. Beef Tamales and Chili with big honking kidney beans. I fully endorse this appetizer.

Xoxo LR. Jk fuck.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged Riverdale, tamales, Town Pump.

Nasty Nachos – Town Pump – Little Rock

By Joe on May 9, 2011

I like my bars like I like my nachos like I like my women. Nasty as fuck. Recipe:
Town pump home made potato chips
Chicken
Cheese
Tomatoes
Olives
Sour cream
Wing sauce
Black olives
JAPS
Pitcher XX

This is how we do it!

I tried to share with Turner but he would have died. Watson did work.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged appetizers, Riverdale, Town Pump.

Loaded Chili Burger NO Cheese, A Must – Town Pump – Rock Town, USA

By Joe on May 3, 2011

The burger really hit the spot, and the $5 cold pitcher of a AB product was a great match with the NBA Playoffs. This will happen again. -T$

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged burger, Town Pump.

Hot Wings and White Russians – Town Pump – Little Rock

By Joe on May 2, 2011

Days like these call for drastic actions. The South is ravaged by natural disaster and I was ravaged by a stupid fucking hangover. Kickball was canceled and I had nothing to do. Town Pump was my beacon.

12 Ouch Hot Wings
1 Pitcher of White Russians
$18+/-

My fucking skull was sweating. The Ouch sauce was spicy as hell. Outstanding to say the least. Like 7 times outstandings.

This entry is filed under Uncategorized and tagged Town Pump, wings.

Chicken Quesadilla – Town Pump – LR

By Joe on February 21, 2011

I think I’ve posted this before but it’s that good.

I think this salsa and at The Flying Saucer are the best in town. I am not sold on the guacamole but overall this is freaking good and will fill yo tummy to the brim.

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Perfect Light – Town Pump – Riverdale Area

By Joe on February 8, 2011

You will be hard pressed to offer me a burger with guacamole and fin me turn it down. YDA did this work Saturday night at Town Pump. Here you see an excellent specimen caught in the wild:
Guacamole Burger
Fried Egg
Lettuce Tomato Onion

Slaw as the side and a Pabst to wash it down.